Garfield's Guide to Everything 
asked by megafan on November 5, 2006 5:38 AM
In Garfield’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.
Sleep — “The best 18 hours of my day”
Coffee — “Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables”
Dogs — “They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply.”
Love — “”…is splitting the last piece of pizza.”
Exercise — “My favorite spectator sport.”
Mondays — “The armpit of days.”
Golf — “That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’.”
Sleep — “The best 18 hours of my day”
Coffee — “Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables”
Dogs — “They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply.”
Love — “”…is splitting the last piece of pizza.”
Exercise — “My favorite spectator sport.”
Mondays — “The armpit of days.”
Golf — “That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’.”
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Just like the title for my review- this is the funniest book ever written. Our whole family has really enjoyed Garfield and his sense of humor.This is a book that the whole family will love from child to adult. This book is for everyone. It will leave you laughing till you cry. Enjoy.
reviewed by ragtop on November 11, 2006 3:43 AM
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I always enjoy garfield's sarcasm, and in this books he makes funny of everything. This book has more text han comics, pay attention if you're looking only garfield comics.
reviewed by shawn on November 22, 2006 6:28 AM
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I bought this book for my girlfriend since she's a Garfield Fanatic and she loved it. I read it also and it was very funny. Eventhough you expect it to be a kids book, adults can have a good time reading it.
reviewed by anton584 on November 23, 2006 9:04 AM
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I bought this book as a gift for a friend. She loves Garfield and immediately fell in love with this book. Funny stuff, great find.
reviewed by imtheboss on November 28, 2006 7:56 AM
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In "Garfield's Guide to Everything", there are some silly stuff like Jon said, "Did you know that kissing a chicken cures cold sores". When Garfield says that Jon is a nerd, he said that nerds are usually in mom's basement. Or at the comic book store. Or wearing plastic Vulcan ears at the local Star Trek convention. Kids will love this!
reviewed by freedrink on November 29, 2006 7:59 AM