Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads 
asked by bones on November 7, 2006 10:25 PM
From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life's Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you.Here are some sample suggestions:Things to Do During a Job Interview --Answer all questions in interpretive dance --If they ask.... "So Where Are you From?" You answer.... "I'm probably the creation of some insane wizard." Fun Things to Do in a Mall --At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women. --Offer to pay for things in a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure"From the outlandish to the absurd, DO UNTO OTHERS covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.AUTHORBIO: Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg are the esteemed authors of WOULD YOU RATHER.... and WOULD YOU RATHER 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.
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Nonsense, though usually an annoyance, has proven itself to be quite useful. Nonsense breaks the monotony and stale routine of day to day life. It makes things interesting. It's only an annoyance when you are on the receiving end. When delivering, nonsense is a powerful tool for humor, manipulation, and self-entertainment. And that's where this book finds its place in the world.
Everyday (and not-so-everyday) situations can be turned into memorble events with a little help from this book. Learn the most innapropriate yet humorous gobbledygook to spout when things take a turn into Dullsville. For example- Things to Do to Annoy Alex Trebek if You're on Jeopardy: 1.)Phrase answers in unconventional question forms: "Is it..."; "Would it happen to be..."; "Do you suppose maybe it is..."; "What in the Sam Hill is..." 3.) Call Alex "Wink." 6.) Answer, "What is a pompous Canadian who over-articulates?"
An excellent springboard for wacky ideas, this book should leave you with a general appreciation for amphigory and knowledge of how to apply it into your life.
Everyday (and not-so-everyday) situations can be turned into memorble events with a little help from this book. Learn the most innapropriate yet humorous gobbledygook to spout when things take a turn into Dullsville. For example- Things to Do to Annoy Alex Trebek if You're on Jeopardy: 1.)Phrase answers in unconventional question forms: "Is it..."; "Would it happen to be..."; "Do you suppose maybe it is..."; "What in the Sam Hill is..." 3.) Call Alex "Wink." 6.) Answer, "What is a pompous Canadian who over-articulates?"
An excellent springboard for wacky ideas, this book should leave you with a general appreciation for amphigory and knowledge of how to apply it into your life.
reviewed by bugger on November 12, 2006 6:33 PM
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This was the most random, though thouroughly inspired book I have ever read. I'd recommend this to anyone: It gives you brilliant ideas to spice up a boring afternoon!
reviewed by advisor on November 22, 2006 3:05 PM
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I leave these on my friends voice mail. If you could hear them laugh when they call back, it really makes their day.
reviewed by mattisboss on November 24, 2006 8:39 AM
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I began flipping through this hysterical little book in my local bookstore and within minutes I was reduced to tears from laughing so hard. If you ever need to belly laugh just pick up this book, open to any page and start reading. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND BUY THIS BOOK. (And if the authors are reading this: Please, oh please, oh PLEASE write a follow-up!!)
reviewed by vladi on November 27, 2006 8:20 AM
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This is really funny. I was reading it lying down and realized how hard I was laughing when I unintentionally coughed up some bile. Keep up the great stuff!
reviewed by selena on November 29, 2006 6:40 AM